Sunday, August 29, 2010

I made it to 40-I was feeling a bit dramatic last night, but am over it today. It is strange to think of myself as 40, but I am sure I will get use to it right before I hit 50.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Vampires around town

The Vampires have moved west, or so people think. A woman in my state ran off the road and into a ditch (or tree). When asked what caused the accident she said a Vampire jumped out at her car.

Breathalyzer and drug check came back clean. She was in her sixties I believe.

I was walking into my local library and lone behold there is a twenty something freaked out Vamp, pasty white, dressed like she has been let out of her coffin from the 1700’s and using a Parasol to protect her pasty white skin. She even had the teeth.

Are there Vampires out West? No, but there is a shitload of crazy people who think they are vamps. How is it that their parents missed the inability of these kids to play normal when they were younger? With the release of the Twilight movies, Vampire Diaries and True Blood, the crazies have emerged, and in a real bad way. What the hell makes you jump in front of a car at night dressed like a vamp? A mental condition that’s what! What if that woman would have died? What about the bat shit crazy girl from the library that freaked everyone out? Have the released her with out her meds?
How do you come so far from reality? I think the guy that jumped in front of the car should be charged if found, and then maybe some good old electric shock therapy.

How long until someone dies or is hurt from these idiots trying to drink blood (gross)? That happened when The Lost Boys came out. Three teenage boys from St. Cloud, MN killed an old man to drink his blood that was in the 80’s and I believe the only case. I will not be shocked when or if it happens. I am sure there is a whole underground full of these people.

Remember when it was safe to play outside as a kid? Those days are so long gone.